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Buckle up, buttercups. We're diving into a fresh royal saga, and spoiler alert: It's hotter than a dragon's armpit. Princess Amelia of Verdantia - small kingdom, big drama - is suing her 'rescuer,' Si…
Hell's Newest Silicon Valley Office: Apple Inc. A local eyewitness, Susan Smith, swears she spotted an unexpected sight cruising through her quiet neighborhood - a sleek, black limousine bearing the u…
In an utterly implausible twist, tech titan Elon Musk was crowned the new Pope today after a surprise vote by the College of Cardinals. Sources inside the Vatican confirm that Musk swept the election …
By [Your Name Here], Senior Scribe, Scandal Sheet Section TRUMP TURNS HOME DEPOT INTO IMMIGRATION CHECKPOINT, SEEKS WALL BUILDERS ON SALE EXCLUSIVE PICS: President Trump sparked early morning chaos …
SILICON VALLEY OUTLAWS STRAIGHT WHITE MALES FROM CUBES Darlings, hold onto your designer ha…
We are NOT being serious. This is a joke. But if you thought that this was just a joke, then you …
" SNOOZE YOU LOSE, AND GALACTICIZE YOUR SNORE?** Meet 'Z', our somnambulant spaceman who swears blind he's waking up each day buzzed off his tits - but not by anything terrestrial.…
In a cosmic courtroom showdown, Earth finds itself in deep space doo-doo after aliens from Planet Zork filed a lawsuit alleging we've broken galactic social distancing rules. The extraterrestrial…
HEADS UP: LOCAL PIZZA SLICE TURNS DELIVERY DRIVER INTO TIME-TRAVELING SAVIOR Dough Town residents…
by Ruthless Red-Pen Harrington, Sweetwater Gazette SWEETWATER, AL - Hold onto your marshmallows, folks. NASA scientist Dr. Albert "Crunch" Wrigley has unearthed something out of this world: …
In a press conference today, President Donald Trump announced he's had his fill of California, threatening to invade if the state doesn't fall into line with his administration's polici…
